| Job | drums |
| Birthplace | St. Albans, Herts., England |
| Favourite bands | Tide, Metallica, Sevendust, Machine Head, Biohazard, Bolt Thrower, Entombed, Iron Maiden, Malevolent Creation, X, Government Issue (or least "Where you live"), The Police, Marillion, Bush, GWAR, Jimi Hendrix et al., The Doors, Sting, Counting Crows, The Cristians, The Prodigy, Ozric Tentacles, Senser, Orb, Eat Static, Sepultura |
| Favourite movie | Highlander I |
| Favourite book | Magician (Raymond E. Feist) |
| Favourite TV show | Highlander |
| Favourite word | Fuck |
| Favourite Prime Minister | Winston Churchill |
| Favourite food | Steak & Kidney Pie |
| Favourite Scotch | Laphroig |
| Favourite beer | Tetley Bitter |
| Favourite cheese | Red Leicester |
| Favourite sport | Football (as in soccer) |
| Favourite drumkit | ...at the moment, the one I've got (Tama) |
| Favourite hobby | Scottish folk dancing |
| Favourite country | Oh England, England, A green and pleasant land |
| Favourite mythological deity | Parphalblatt, god of untraceable odours |
| Favourite orifice | Mouth |
| Favourite office supply | Scotch tape |
| Favourite brand of stapler | Swingline |
| Favourite non-english saying | Get'te fook ye bollix (irish) |
| Favourite lesbian | Any old one will do me fine |
| Favourite Charlton Heston movie | Planet of the Apes |
| Favourite James Franciscus movie | who? |
| Favourite Barbie | Junkie Barbie (needle and tornequet extra) |
| Favourite cover | Metallica covering Anti-Nowhere League's "So What" |
| Favourite hyphenated term | give-a-fuck |
| Favourite Madonna song | Vogue |
| Favourite Zeni Geva song | um...who? |
| Day job | experimental subject in a sleep analysis project |
| Worst day job | Shit stink tester in a sewage processing plant |
| Least Favourite expression | "did you remember to...?" |
| Favourite Tyrannical Dictator | Maggie Thatcher |
| Favourite item of clothing | Boots |