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Job drums
Birthplace St. Albans, Herts., England
Favourite bands Tide, Metallica, Sevendust, Machine Head, Biohazard, Bolt Thrower, Entombed, Iron Maiden, Malevolent Creation, X, Government Issue (or least "Where you live"), The Police, Marillion, Bush, GWAR, Jimi Hendrix et al., The Doors, Sting, Counting Crows, The Cristians, The Prodigy, Ozric Tentacles, Senser, Orb, Eat Static, Sepultura
Favourite movie Highlander I
Favourite book Magician (Raymond E. Feist)
Favourite TV show Highlander
Favourite word Fuck
Favourite Prime Minister Winston Churchill
Favourite food Steak & Kidney Pie
Favourite Scotch Laphroig
Favourite beer Tetley Bitter
Favourite cheese Red Leicester
Favourite sport Football (as in soccer)
Favourite drumkit ...at the moment, the one I've got (Tama)
Favourite hobby Scottish folk dancing
Favourite country Oh England, England, A green and pleasant land
Favourite mythological deity Parphalblatt, god of untraceable odours
Favourite orifice Mouth
Favourite office supply Scotch tape
Favourite brand of stapler Swingline
Favourite non-english saying Get'te fook ye bollix (irish)
Favourite lesbian Any old one will do me fine
Favourite Charlton Heston movie Planet of the Apes
Favourite James Franciscus movie who?
Favourite Barbie Junkie Barbie (needle and tornequet extra)
Favourite cover Metallica covering Anti-Nowhere League's "So What"
Favourite hyphenated term give-a-fuck
Favourite Madonna song Vogue
Favourite Zeni Geva song um...who?
Day job experimental subject in a sleep analysis project
Worst day job Shit stink tester in a sewage processing plant
Least Favourite expression "did you remember to...?"
Favourite Tyrannical Dictator Maggie Thatcher
Favourite item of clothing Boots

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