| Job | Guitar, Lies |
| Birthplace | Sept-Iles, Quebec, Canada |
| Favorite bands | X, B'last, Black Flag, Descendents, All, Big Chief, COC, The Cynics, Bauhaus, Fugazi, Rites of Spring, Buzzcocks, Helmet, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Government Issue, Cheap Trick, Oingo Boingo, Agnostic Front, Veruca Salt, Ruin, The Jesus Lizard, Crucifix, Discharge, The Birthday Party, Bad Brains, Jawbox, They Might Be Giants, Radiohead, Samhain, Don Caballero, Glenn Miller, The Stooges, Jimi Hendrix Experience, Reverend Horton Heat, Son Seals, Scream, Frank Sinatra, ok I'll stop there |
| Favorite movie | Blue Velvet |
| Favorite book | Atlas Shrugged |
| Favorite TV show | Star Trek |
| Favorite word | swell |
| Favorite president | James K. Polk |
| Favorite food | Primanti's corned beef with extra cheese |
| Favorite Scotch | Glenturret |
| Favorite beer | Newcastle Brown Ale |
| Favorite cheese | Oka |
| Favorite sport | Hockey |
| Favorite guitar | Dan Armstrong |
| Favorite hobby | bagpiping |
| Favorite country | Papua New Guinea |
| Favorite mythological deity | Vulcan |
| Favorite orifice | Mouth |
| Favorite office supply | Binder clips |
| Favorite brand of stapler | Quill |
| Favorite non-english saying | "Il sont fous ces Romains!" |
| Favorite lesbian | Toni Tenille |
| Favorite Charlton Heston movie | Ben-Hur |
| Favorite James Franciscus movie | Beneath the Planet of the Apes |
| Favorite Barbie | Dead Barbie |
| Favorite cover | the Offenders covering Vanilla Fudge covering the Supremes' "You Keep Me Hanging On" |
| Favorite hyphenated term | genital-centric |
| Favorite Madonna song | Burning Up |
| Favorite Zeni Geva song | Guystick Body |
| Day job | product manager for software company |
| Worst day job | ice cream truck driver |
| Least favorite expression | "I feel your pain." |
| Favorite Tyrannical Dictator | my wife |
| Favorite item of clothing | cod-piece (in particular, the Black Russian) |