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Note to newbies: Tony was lead singer of the Liars for the first two years of our existence. In early 2001, he went west, young man, to pursue the American Dream. He's now an Honorary Liar, and sings with us when the trail leads him back to Happy Valley.
| Job | lies |
| Birthplace | Guatemala |
| Favorite bands | The Dave Clark 5, New Kids on The Block, The Carpenters, Alabama, The Turtles, Herman and the Hermits, Menudo, The Bugaloos, Backstreet Boys, The Jackson 5, Ugly Kid Joe, The Goo Goo Dolls, 311, The Statler Brothers, Gin Blossoms, Triumph, Cinderella, Mormon Tabernacle Choir, Celene Dion, The Cooties, Exile, Journey, Mariah Carey, Boston. |
| Favorite movie | Tango and Cash |
| Favorite book | Ain't Got No Lint (Un-official Richard Simmons Biography) |
| Favorite TV show | Saved By The Bell |
| Favorite word | Pupa |
| Favorite President | Zachary Taylor |
| Favorite food | Borscht |
| Favorite Scotch | The Macallan |
| Favorite beer | Milwaukee's Best |
| Favorite cheese | Gouda |
| Favorite sport | Synchronized Swimming |
| Favorite guitar | Hormel |
| Favorite hobby | Moron Watching |
| Favorite country | The Phillipines |
| Favorite mythological deity | Loki |
| Favorite orifice | Fiona Apple |
| Favorite office supply | Crisco |
| Favorite brand of stapler | Quill |
| Favorite non-english saying | Me hermana canta en el baņo con caballos (translation My sister sings in the bathroom with horses) |
| Favorite lesbian | David Spade |
| Favorite Charlton Heston movie | Omega Man |
| Favorite James Franciscus movie | Beneath the Planet of the Apes |
| Favorite Barbie | Disciplinarian Barbie |
| Favorite cover | William Shatner's Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds |
| Favorite hyphenated term | Dan-Quayle |
| Favorite Madonna song | This Old Man |
| Day job | CEO, General Motors Company |
